Ok so i have been just surfing around looking at other ppls blogs - how cool is it that their from all over the world and in so many languages - ive been clicking next blog and moving through them one after another and some ppl have done some totally awesome things,
some havent - a page dedicated to other sights on mortgages is a questionable use of web space - but i do recommend a tour so some - my blog is not a great place to start - the next few arnt that interesting - but there are some really good ones out there ( if u know any good ones post a comment with the address)

And i must say - i am wholly ashamed of myself- it has occurred to me to that other surfers will also see my sight and that i could be doing so much more
i vow to post much more often and try to figure out how to put pictures on - cause all the really good ones have pictures and ut much more intresting stuff on
also if u are reading this and u dont know me - plz plz plz post id love to know someone has read this

Hia all

Ok so if ur reading this u've found my new blog - and if u've seen my old one u will realise that its exactly the same
- for some reason - known only to the evil man that runs the internet ( i imagine him as a fat geek with like 20 arms sitting inside a sphere of computers, one hand holding a ham sandwhich, the the rest typing frantically on key boards) i cant edit my other one anymore.

so will update on this one now and as an added bonus my address is now spelt correctly. So any way plz come and visit again and posts lots and lots of comments -cause thats the only thing i couldnt transfer and i love comments

Useless Facts

i got this in an email - and im a big fan of usless info so thought id share it with u all;
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
i personally dont recommend u try this - because how in the world do u no that in 8yrs 7 months and 6 days ull still want a cup of coffee???
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
ew- but at least u get more thn a cup of coffe for ur troubles
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Yeah - i dont suggest testing this one either
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
ok if reincarnation exists i so bags being a pig next time
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
EW EW EW- but i have to ask - wat sort of quality of life is there - i mean im sure the other cochroachs would be mean to a headless one - not let him join in any cochroach games
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
but how many brain cells?? Maybe try this when studying?? and does this include metaphorical banging??
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
ok if this was the case for human i dont think the guys would be quite as egar to do it - but can a male praying mantis live without his head like the cochroach ? - maybe we need to interbreed them
ok - more later

Star Trek

Now i realise im going to cop a lot for this -( but i don’t want to hear anything from anyone who has never watched a full epp) - I love star trek.
Reasons its great:

• Decent long running romantic story lines
• It presents rather relevant social comments and questions - through their relations with other alien nations
• There’s good fun drama in every epp - that always ends happily
• There’s aliens - often funny looking
  

i mean wats to not to like ?

Film in Review - Bride and Prejudice

Ok i thought seen as i view a lot of movies - i would let u all no wat i thought about them - so u can totally ignore my advice and go see them anyway.

Ok so the other day i went to see Bride and Prejudice, which was an appropriation of Pride and Prejudice - one of the greatest stories ever written - this is not the first time this story has been used in a new context - Bridget Jones Diary of course is Jane Austin’s master piece set in modern time.

This movie, however, does something new -it sets the classic story in India. And i for one think it does quite well. The guy who plays Darcy is nothing compared to either of Colin Firths portrayals of the literary Hunk- but he carries the part off well. The Guy in the handsome/evil Mr Wickem's part is much hotter than Hugh Grant or that guy from the BBC version. The beauty an elegance of Jane Austin’s original words make way for modern language but lame dance scenes and songs totally make this movie better.

So anyway - this movie is not quite as good as the original P&P or BJD ( the absence of Colin Firth ensures this fact) but it is heaps of fun - and id say really good

Homage To Oscar Wilde

I love Oscar Wilde - i think he was a very clever man, so funny - and really rather brave to stand up to all his opposition and write his master pieces .I particularly love The Importance of Being Earnest - the funniest play ever written but he also wrote some very witty quotes - and im going to post them here for u all to enjoy - let me know wat u think;

"Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others"
"Nothing that acctually occurs is of the slightest importance"
"Pleasure is the only thing one should live for. Nothing ages like happiness"
"To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance."

see i think hes funny

Dirty Dancing

Yay me, i was lucky enough to get to see this on Wednesday - me and mum went - and it was fantastic- im a big fane of any stage show - particularly ones with music and dance- im also (as anyone who has ever talked to me for more than a minute can testify) obsessed with anything romantic, and i was rather fond of the movie - so i anticipated i would have a great time.

AND I DID!!!!! IT WAS FANTASTIC!!!! - it was all there; the lines, the characters, the music, the dancing.The sets didn’t always work and they add some stuff to fill it out but everything else was great - the casting was perfect - they all looked they who they should - and the guy who played Johnny totally looked like Patrick Swazye but a better dance - he was soo sexy when he danced - and then he took his shirt off - %^&*(%^$%*&&%^&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY OH MY.

They played all the old songs from the movie and i was bopping in my seat - i so want to learn to dance like thatAnd all the big lines - like when he says "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" - the crowd went wild - it was fantasticAnd all so romantic :) :) :) P.S - notice i wrote in pink - in honnor of Dirty Dancings title colour

Muddled and Disjointed

Lately i have been feeling quite out of it, all muddled in the mind. I'm not sure if its the lack of structure to my days ( i sleep in till shameful hours in the morning/afternoon then fall back to bed in the wee hours of the morning), or an effect of such a long break from discipline and routines. But wat ever it is i cant seem to focus - to get anything done - im all disjointed in the mind - jumping from one thing to the next and doing nothing at all at the same time.

All in all the effect is that i have become apathetic, I’ve developed a relationship with my tv that rivals some of the most classic romance stories ever told and im no longer excited about uni and the like because it requires work and concentration and stress.

But that’s one good thing-ive developed a very hippy/new age attitude to stress - i think as a backlash the the stress of the -( do i dare mention it ) -H.S.C . I Just don’t care - im going with the flow, making no plans and letting things work themselves out and for the most part it works but its doing nothing to aid my jumbled mental state or lack of gainful employmentso there’s ur insight into my inner most thoughts for the week - i hope i didn’t scare u off

WELCOME TO MY BLOG

Well, hello all, this is my blog, and a very lovely blog if i do say so myself.I set it up mostly because im bored and i thought wat better way to entertain myself than post inane ramblings into cyber space for others to glance at then disregard as the banter of a very bored escapee of a mental institution. So here it is My Blog - The Blog of Kel